The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

The Indiana Jones Trilogy (2008)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I'd rather drink buffalo shizz. It's a combination of shit and jizz. That's foul, I apologize.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What dumb shits came up with this game? They should have sent it to the Marx Brothers!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Why the fuck would anyone even think of going through a wall? Is there ever such a thing as a door?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : By this point, I also really have to say, using two controllers is a pain in the ass. Unless you're Goro. I'd recommend two sets of hands or two players.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Man, having to solve all these puzzles, it sort of makes you feel like... Indiana Jones. Well, they got me there.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What's up with Indiana Jones? He looks like a park ranger and walks like he just dumped ass.