- Henry Carter: Happiness. Happiness is a word for a feeling. Feelings are rarely understood; in a moment they are quickly forgotten and misremembered.
- Jeremy: The first step toward happiness is always the hardest.
- Henry Carter: Who said that?
- Jeremy: *You* did.
- Henry Carter: It's grief. They want you to have some kind of normal response to grief, you know, so they don't have to watch. But it's *mine*.
- Robert Carter: [quoting] It's a comfort for seekers to know that no matter how much strange water they may venture, there are always pilots within call. But yet the sufferer must help himself.
- Henry Carter: It's all bullshit. It's all bullshit, and then you die.
- George Charles: We knew that going in.
- Jack Holden: I love Susan. She's amazing. Ah, she's fucking incredible. Makes me harder than Chinese algebra.
- Henry Carter: Jack, I've known you a long time. But did you just ask me to give you permission to cheat on your wife?
- Jeremy: Can I ask you a question?
- Jack Holden: Shoot.
- Jeremy: I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
- Jack Holden: Not really a question.
- Jemma: Are you who I think you are?
- Jack Holden: Yeah. Nice to meet you.
- Jemma: You should make better movies.
- Jemma: Well, you know, some people might see getting high in a pediatrician's office as a cry for help.
- Henry Carter: [to the receptionist] She's not my kid. But you probably knew that.
- Henry Carter: All my friends we had are gone. I just have patients now.
- Jeremy: Yeah well, you still have a step-godbrother.
- Henry Carter: Who wants to be my patient.
- Jack Holden: Ten years ago, that would have been a yes.
- Party Girl: I would've been in fourth grade. Ten years ago.
- Jack Holden: Yeah. My daughter's in fourth grade.
- Jemma: If Jack Holden comes here for his problems, why do you care about someone like me?
- Henry Carter: Well, what are your problems?
- Jemma: When did I say I had any problems?
- Henry Carter: I think you just did.
- Robert Carter: It's a comfort for seafarers to know that no matter on what strange water they may venture, there are *always* pilots within call. But yet the sufferer must help himself. That's Kierkegaard.