- Founder - The Wine Library: With the amount of species that live in a teaspoon of dirt, I think it's very obvious dirt might be more alive than we are.
- Johnny Carson: How long would that take to, to grow with proper care to a fairly good size, 4 or 5 feet?
- Founder - Tree People: Two, three years.
- Johnny Carson: And this is gonna be a redwood?
- Founder - Tree People: It's already a redwood.
- Johnny Carson: Oh, excuse me.
- Female Inmates: God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt. Put it in your mouth and let it work. Dirt!
- Child: Yes, dirt you made my lunch. Yes, dirt you made my lunch.