- Steve Billings: [to Dutch] One thing I've learned from that sack of conspiracy theories you call a head, the Wagenbach freak meter points to red - you listen.
- Holland Wagenbach: A profile - male, highly intelligent, unstable family, piss-poor student, abandoned by his father.
- Steve Billings: The mom's got a big old Dutch-boy crush. Obviously a couple of genetic screws loose.