Nathan's web dating profile in Klokblocked reads thusly:
NAME: Nathan Explosion
SEX: Male
HEIGHT: Tall
EYES: Green
HAIR: Black
ETHNICITY: White/Native American
SMOKES: No
DRINKS: Everyday
BACK ON THE MARKET
Hey. My name is Nathan and I want to meet some girls. Nice pretty girls. Ones that like to hang out. I like Metal. I like chips. That's it.