Your Highness (2011)

Mario Torres Jr.: Great Wize Wizard

Quotes 

• Great Wize Wizard : This cricket compass will catch the light and point the way to the labyrinths location. Be warned: they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. But if you can find your way, the blade will be yours.

  Fabious : Thank you, Wize Wizard.

  Great Wize Wizard : Not so fast. First you must answer a riddle. What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? Think hard strong warriors.

  Fabious : Fuck! I know this!

  Fabious : I got it! You want us to twist, what is long, with our sensitive hands?

  Thadeous : He wants us to jerk him off!

  Great Wize Wizard : Just touch the tip and twist it.

  Thadeous : We are not going to do that.

  Fabious : If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.

  Thadeous : Yuck!