- [Jim exits his car and runs to meet Pam under the overhang]
- Pam Beesley: Hey, this is not halfway. I did the math. I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would have been closer, so you have to buy lunch.
- [Jim drops to one knee]
- Pam Beesley: What are you doing?
- Jim Halpert: [holding out a jewelry box] I just can't wait.
- Pam Beesley: Oh, my God.
- Jim Halpert: Pam, will you marry me?
- Pam Beesley: [laughing incredulously] Oh, my God!
- Jim Halpert: So?
- Pam Beesley: [nods happily] Yes!
- Andy Bernard: Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are unfair.
- Michael Scott: What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went... I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
- Angela Martin: I have a nice comforter, a few cozy pillows, I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8:30, and *that's* how I sleep at night.
- Jim Halpert: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Michael is actually killing it with Holly. And I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork.
- Dwight Schrute: This is what I'm going to do. I'm going to randomly select three names and these three people will get liposuction. Um... Stanley, Phyllis, Kevin. And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.
- Andy Bernard: I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.
- Andy Bernard: Ang... ela.
- [Angela gives Andy an annoyed look]
- Andy Bernard: [singing] Ela, ela, ela. Under my Angerela. Ela, ela, eh, eh, eh.
- Angela Martin: [annoyed] What?
- Angela Martin: [Holly overhears Angela talking to Kevin] Listen, dummy, it's not that hard! All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales reports and type them into a master spreadsheet. A G.D. monkey could do it, I do not understand why you can't do it.
- Holly Flax: [Outraged] No! You do not talk to him like that.
- Angela Martin: But he's an idiot.
- Kevin Malone: Hey!
- Holly Flax: He is not an idiot!
- Kevin Malone: Thank you, Holly.
- Holly Flax: He is mentally challenged. But he is doing a super job here.
- Kevin Malone: [Confused] Wait, back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?
- Holly Flax: [Realizing her mistake] Wha... n-no, uh, Dwight...
- Angela Martin: Oh Holly, that is very offensive.
- Holly Flax: I'm sorry.
- [She leaves]
- Kelly Kapoor: [to the camera] I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months, I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
- Creed Bratton: [seperately to the camera] That wasn't a tapeworm.
- Oscar Martinez: Hey, if you're into yoga, I take a great bikram class in Dickson City.
- Holly Flax: Oh thanks, I should check that out.
- Oscar Martinez: Also, and no pressure, but the teacher? He's a catch.
- Holly Flax: Actually, I'm a lesbian.
- Oscar Martinez: I'm gay!
- Holly Flax: [Awkwardly] I'm not a lesbian. I don't know why I said that. It's a stupid joke.
- Oscar Martinez: What's the joke?
- Holly Flax: N-no, th-there is no joke. I-I just said it because I haven't had much luck lately and I'm not really looking to date, so... maybe I *should* switch to women.
- [giggles]
- Oscar Martinez: Oh, you think it's a choice?
- Holly Flax: Uhm... I'm gonna head back to my work area.
- Oscar Martinez: [laughing] I'm messing with you, Holly.
- Michael Scott: [to Holly] Um, I think you'll have fun. Men from Scranton are handsome, and they know how to show a woman a good time.
- Dwight Schrute: Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also, Kevin.
- Ryan Howard: I've even started volunteering, giving back to the community.
- Jim Halpert: That's great. You're talking about your court-ordered community service?
- Ryan Howard: I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.
- Jim Halpert: But he did, right?