Ian Richardson: Stanley Kemp

Quotes 

• Stanley Kemp : I don't like Germans.

  Private Gerhard Schulz : Well, there's... not a lot I can do about that.

• Stanley Kemp : Get knotted.

• Stanley Kemp : I should plaster your face all over the ceiling, only I cannae be bothered.

• Stanley Kemp : [after they secure the money]  Lads, I'm gonna buy you all a drink!

  Melvin : Why don't we buy the pub? Then we don't have to pay for the drink.

  [the others all roll their eyes]