The Beiderbecke Connection (TV Mini Series)

Oh Look, It's Average-Sized Trevor Chaplin (1988)

Dudley Sutton: Mr Carter

Quotes 

• Jill Swinburne : [Surveying the school canteen]  Sitting here, I feel as though I've never been away. Everything is just the same. We started the day with a moralising sermon from Mr. Wheeler.

  Mr Carter : Ignore it.

  Trevor Chaplin : We did.

  Mr Carter : The man is clinically insane, even by the standards of the teaching profession!

• Mr Wheeler : [Addressing all the staff]  As you know, the school is desperately short of vital equipment: text books, exercise books...

  Mr Carter : [Quietly, to himself]  Pens, pencils, paper...

  Mr Wheeler : ...Therefore I am asking you all to attend a meeting this evening in the school assembly hall at seven-thirty prompt to discuss fundraising. I am also asking all the parents to attend. I will see you all tonight and don't forget to bring your ideas with you.

  Trevor Chaplin : [as Mr. Wheeler exits]  We could sell his body for medical research!