Goof Troop (TV Series)

Everything's Coming Up Goofy (1992)

Rob Paulsen: P.J. Pete

Quotes 

• P.J. Pete : Those guys are dead meat! When Dad sees this, he's gonna blow a gut!

  Pistol Pete : Nah-uh... bet'cha this time it's his *spleen*!

  P.J. Pete : Quarter?

  Pistol Pete : Covered!

• [Pete flips out after seeing the damage to his boat] 

  P.J. Pete : [gives Pistol a quarter]  You were right. Spleen.

• Goofy : [to P.J. and Pistol]  You know, kids, your dad's a prince. Kind, humble, a real crown jewel in the hard-hat of humanity.

  P.J. Pete : [to Pistol]  Where'd they say they were from?

  [in the kitchen] 

  Pete : [while trying to chop a turkey]  But, butterlips, I had work to do tonight. Why didn't you invite them to dinner next year?

  Peg Pete : Oh, now, peach pits, I didn't invite them for dinner.

  Pete : Oh ho ho! Goody, goody.

  Peg Pete : I invited them to stay with us!

  [Pete whimpers. Goofy and the kids hear him collapse in the kitchen] 

  Goofy : [sniffles]  See what I mean? You pop's busting a leg to whip us up a really swell feast.

  Pistol Pete : [to P.J]  Outer Mongolia?

• [Pete sobs greatly after Peg informs him that Goofy is moving into the house next door] 

  Goofy : You hear that? What a guy! Crying for happiness to have us as his neighbors!

  [Goofy cries and blows his nose] 

  P.J. Pete : [to Pistol]  Mars.

• [Max is fascinated by P.J.'s model tank] 

  Max Goof : Still sealed in the box?

  P.J. Pete : Mm-hmm. Dad says street dirt will get in the gears.

  Max Goof : What's wrong with sidewalk?

  P.J. Pete : Too many leaves.

  Max Goof : The garage?

  P.J. Pete : Car grease.

  Max Goof : Kitchen?

  P.J. Pete : Crumbs.

  Max Goof : YOUR ROOM?

  P.J. Pete : Carpet lint.

  Max Goof : Well, did he nix the walls and ceiling?

  P.J. Pete : Um... no.

  Max Goof : [grabs a pair of plunger darts]  Then I got an idea.