- Darkwing Duck: Cowboys and Indians committing candy crimes, pirates playing with panthers, and now, two circus clowns creating chaos across the city...
- [beat]
- Darkwing Duck: This case just gets crazier and crazier.
- Darkwing Duck: Not so fast, evil doers!
- Quackerjack: My, my, aren't we in a huff?
- [Quackerjack pulls out his Banana Brain doll]
- Quackerjack: Mr. Banana Brain says, "Why don't you relax, Max?"
- Darkwing Duck: [losing patience] WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO RELAX? I AM RELAXED! I AM RELAXED!
- [the stage begins to collapse around him]
- Darkwing Duck: Oopsie!
- [the stage set tumbles down on top of him]
- Megavolt: You really know how to bring down the house, Dipwing!
- [cackles]
- Launchpad McQuack: I'll bring you down!
- [Megavolt zaps Launchpad]
- Quackerjack: [as the villains bow] Another electrifying performance, Megavolt.
- [closing lines]
- Megavolt: [soar at Quackerjack] "Let's zap everyone in the city," you said. "Let's dress up like pirates," you said.
- Quackerjack: Hey, why don't ya just relax, Sparky?
- Megavolt: [angrily] Don't call me Sparky! AND I AM RELAXED I... AM... RE... LAXED!
- [screams childishly]