The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004– )
James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd, The Angry Nintendo Nerd, Self, Shit Pickle, Board James, Commercial Punk, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Nerd's Clone #1, Nerd's Clone #2, Nerd's Clone #3, The Angry Movie Nerd, Alien Wall Mouths, Angry Video Game Nerd, Bimmy, Demon, Farmer, Gomez Addams, Granny, Guy on TV, Jaguar CD Shit, Lurch, Morticia Addams, Nerd Farms Narrator, Pugsley Addams, Raoul Duke, Rex Viper Rigs, Rex Viper Riiiiiiigs, Super Mecha Death Christ, The Bullshit Man, The Nerdy Turd, Thing, Uncle Fester, Voice of R.O.B., Wednesday Addams, Young Nerd
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Quotes
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The Angry Nintendo Nerd : What a shit load of fuck.
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The Angry Nintendo Nerd : What were they thinking?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : It fuckin' sucks, it suckin' fucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit, and I don't like it.
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The Angry Nintendo Nerd : [playing Friday the 13th] That's what's awesome about this game: it's logic free. Logic is for pussies!
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The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Cowabunga?
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The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Cowa-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's like in Castlevania...
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : THIS is the reason Game Genie was invented.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's one of those "where the fuck do I go" kinda games.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's like in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde...
