- Andy Anderson: [singing] Old MacDonald had a farm... then the government took it away from him. E-I-E-I-oh!
- Andy Anderson: During the war, we weren't issued fancy canned wax for our tank. We had to use earwax. Luckily, excessive earwax runs in our family.
- Little Louie: We're a proud people.
- Little Louie: How much does it weigh?
- Andy Anderson: Glad you asked. This model weighs... well...
- [is suddenly angry]
- Andy Anderson: It weighs alot! How should I know? Why don't you lay down and I'll drive over you, and then you can tell me.