The fifth show is centered around the theme of "Marriage." A fashion show of "lingerie" for couples married for over 20 years is given. Jeff tries to show that he is more than a one-phrase comedian in a trailer for his new action film that repeats the line "If you...then you might be...." Larry reads from the book of Politically Correct Fairy Tales the tale of Little Red Riding Hood. A husband sits down to watch Saturday football, but can't find the remote while a show about the birthing process plays. The Redneck Dictionary defines "hammer." Jeff, Bill, and Larry close the show by taking some audience questions including one beautiful women's question, "How do you stay so sexy?".
—Tarkin