- Tony Johnson: When did you get banned from the 'All You Can Eat' buffet?
- Buffet Man: Last month. Still angry about it.
- Tony Johnson: Sure. And what reason did they give?
- Buffet Man: Oh, they were perfectly honest. They said I was putting them out of business. They'd never seen anything like it. I mean, they'd given me a few warnings for eating too much, but... I said "How can I eat too much, if it's 'All You Can Eat'"?