The Simpsons (TV Series)
All About Lisa (2008)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Red Carpet Announcer, Mr. Teeny, Leprechaun
Quotes
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Drew Carey : The thing about Krusty is that he's always on. To know exactly what he's on, you have to test his pee.
Homer Simpson : Ha-ha-ha! Pee!
Drew Carey : Seriously, test his pee. He's a danger to the community.
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Homer Simpson : [to Bart] Son, stamp collecting is like life -- it stopped being fun a long time ago.
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Sideshow Mel : Lisa, applause is an addition, like heroin -- or checking your e-mail.
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Krusty the Clown : A famous entertainer once said that ninety percent of success is showing up on time. Sorry I'm four hours late.
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Krusty the Clown : The new Krustketeer is... what was your kid's name again?
Nelson's Mother : Nelson Muntz!
Krusty the Clown : Wilbur Mudd!
Nelson Muntz : That's me! Here's Mudd in your eye!
[Hits kid in eye]
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Sideshow Mel : Lisa didn't know it then, but she had just dipped her toe into the business of show. And it is a business, as you shall see in about three seconds, two, one...
[commercial break]
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Krusty the Clown : I have pastrami on my teeth, and that's everyone's problem.