- [first lines]
- [Wario roars into his hometown of Diamond City on his bike]
- Wario: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a day!
- [Wario is busy watching TV when somebody steals his lunch]
- Wario: Huh? Hey! Give that back!
- [Wario furiously chases the thief all the way to a temple, where a Wii remote on an altar comes to his attention]
- Wario: What's this?
- [as he removes the remote, a Raiders boulder rolls towards him, and with a yell he starts to run...]
- Wario: So you have a Form Baton too, huh? There are lots of different forms you can do depending on how you hold it, but I stick with what I know best, the Remote Control! But that's fine by me!
- Wario: BWAHAHAHA! Waaaaario here! The other day, I found this crazy stick-thing in those old ruins. I just KNOW it's worth something! All I gotta do now is figure out how it works...