Sam and Max: What's New, Beelzebub? (2008 Video Game)
David Nowlin: Sam
Quotes
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Sam : By the ruby-red goiters of Rube Goldberg! Look, Max, it's Santa's sleigh!
Max : What an unexpected stroke of luck!
Sam : Or is it, Max? Remember that time long ago when we jacked Santa's sleigh in an effort to save Christmas and drove it recklessly into a hellish vision of the future very much like the one we're standing in now?
Max : I stopped paying attention halfway through that sentence.
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Stinky : [Whizzer is selling "Fruit of Forbidden Knowledge Cider"] Maybe you two can give me some advice. Mr. Whizzer's offer sounds *very* tempting...
Max : Now it all comes down to your per-bottle cut. Don't accept anything less than ten percent for the first year, with quarterly renegotiations.
Whizzer : Done!
Sam : Shut up, Max!