Sam and Max: Ice Station Santa (2007 Video Game)

David Nowlin: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : Do you have any... bulletproof edible underwear?

  Bosco : I don't have anything! This ain't a store!

  Sam : Do you have any... lords a leaping and/or maids a milking?

  Bosco : I told you, this AIN'T a store!

  Max : Do you have any... inflatable arms capable of replacing your real arms?

  Bosco : Didn't I just tell you this ain't a store no more?

  Sam : Do you have any... passive-aggressive payback disguised as innocuous customer inquiry?

  [Bosco blinks in confusion] 

  Sam : Do you have any...

  Bosco : NO! This ain't a store!

  Sam : It's not?

  Bosco : NO!

  Sam : Oh. Well why didn't you say so?

  Bosco : Arrrrgh!

  Max : A trillion dollars worth of detection equipment and he still didn't see that coming a mile away!

• Bosco : [Bosco is expecting a bomb in the mail]  Hey guys, does my package sound like it's ticking to you?

  Max : Not your best pickup line, Bosco.

  Sam : [considering]  Oh, I don't know...

  Bosco : I think my package is the bomb!

  Max : Now *that's* a pickup line!

• Sam : Look, it's the world's simplest maze!

  Max : All mazes are simple.

  Sam : Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance, Sam.