- Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill you both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
- Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
- Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
- Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
- [gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
- Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that?
- Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
- Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
- Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear you up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
- Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!