Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Rent-a-Ed/Shoo Ed (2000)

Tony Sampson: Eddy

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Quotes 

• Ed : We are surrounded!

  [the kids have circled them] 

  Edd : Let's just do the right thing, Eddy, and work for the rest of our lives to buy Jonny a new home.

  Eddy : Yeah right! They'll never catch the Flying Eduardo Brothers!

  [He rips off his shirt to reveal his original costume] 

  Edd : You're still wearing that thing?

  Eddy : Hup hup!

  Ed : Ho ho, hip!

  Jonny 2x4 , Rolf : Not again!

  Rolf : Those good-for-nothings are good for nothing!

• Eddy : [to a nude Rolf]  You're scaring the customers away, Rolf! Put your towel on!

  [Ed crashes through the wall with the support beam still attached to him] 

  Ed : Towel rack at your service!

  Eddy : NOW look what you did!

  Edd : I can't bear to look. Has Rolf...

  [freaks out] 

  Edd : IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?

  Ed : What's a support beam?

  Edd : This has been quite a day.

  [Jonny's house collapses] 

• Ed : I glued a block of wood onto Jonny's foot.

  Edd : Ed, why did you glue a block of wood to Jonny's foot? And why these chains? Why the suit? Why Jonny?

  Eddy : [annoyed]  Jonny, people really like it when you say "why" all the time!

  Jonny 2x4 : Really? Why? Why?

• Eddy : Double D, provoke our creation.

  Edd : Boy Eddy, provoke? Those tutoring lessons must be paying off.

• Edd : A suit? Annoying? I spent two hours counter-balancing chains, and all you can come up with is a suit?

  Eddy : What's with you? It was the most annoying thing I could think of.

  Edd : My father wears a suit, Eddy!

  Eddy : Exactly!

• Eddy : [baffled with Rolf liking Jonny, which causes their scam to backfire]  What just happened? Rolf fell in love with the guy!

  Edd : It appears annoyance doesn't cross cultural boundaries.

• Kevin : [Eddy offered to get rid of Jonny]  So, you're telling me you can get rid of him?

  Eddy : Going rate's a quarter.

  Kevin : I'll give you a nickel.

  Eddy : A QUARTER!

  Kevin : A NICKEL! Get over yourself.

  Eddy : What's the big deal, cheapskate?

• Jonny 2x4 : [the Eds are trapped with Rolf's farm animals]  Holy cow! Look, Plank!

  Eddy : Jonny! I'll give you a nickel if you let us out!

  Jonny 2x4 : A quarter.

  [contorts his head, causing the animal to freak out] 

  Eddy : A nickel!

  Edd : Eddy, give him the quarter!

  Jonny 2x4 : [contorts again]  Two quarters.

  [the animals flip out again] 

  Eddy : A nickel!

  Jonny 2x4 : [contorts again]  Three quarters.

  [the animals freak out again] 

  Eddy : A NICKEL!

  Jonny 2x4 : [contorting again]  A dollar.

  [the animals flip out once more] 

• Eddy : Everything's fine. Ed found a leak in your pipe-uh-your faucet. For an extra quarter, we can tweak it.

  Jonny 2x4 : [stuck in a tree]  Well, I guess so. What's that, Plank? They did what? Where?

  [Eddy clamps his hand over Plank's mouth with a nervous grin] 

  Jonny 2x4 : Get me down from here! Help! Someone!