Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Fa, La, La, La, Ed/Cry Ed (2000)

Tony Sampson: Eddy

Quotes 

• Edd : [pursuing his friends into a bedroom and covering his eyes]  You're trespassing in my parents' bedroom! Please leave now or I'll have to call an attorney!

  Eddy : [imitating Edd's Mother]  Eddward! Must your father and I remind you to finish your homework?

  Ed : [imitating Edd's Father]  That is right, son. A mind is a terrible organ to shovel.

  Edd : HAVE YOU GONE *MAD*?

  [tries to pull Ed, only to exhaust himself] 

  Edd : My blood sugar seems a tad low.

• Eddy : [Ed pilfered a bag full of jawbreakers from Eddy]  HE GAVE AWAY ALL MY JAWBREAKERS!

• Edd : Eddy, Jimmy's a natural at garnering attention.

  Eddy : He's a hack!

  [He points to the cast on his leg] 

  Eddy : This is grade-A damage here! What's his secret?

  [Edd removes the cast] 

  Edd : Well for one thing, Jimmy's lament of anguish is real, Eddy.

  Eddy : Is that all?

  [He smirks] 

  Eddy : Let's do it then, Double D. Give me your best shot.

  Edd : What are you talking about?

  Eddy : [pointing to his cheek]  Right here, as hard as you can. Don't hold back.

  Edd : I'm not hitting you.

  Eddy : What are you? Chicken?

  Edd : Oh, peer pressure. Just reduce yourself to a Neanderthal, Eddy.

  Eddy : You're a big fat chicken!

  Edd : Don't you touch me!

  Eddy : Chicken!

  [Ed runs off] 

  Edd : Stop it!

  Eddy : Chicken!

  Edd : I'm not a chicken!

  [a shadow forms over the two] 

  Ed : [carrying a one-story house]  Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt, hold the onions!

  Edd : Okay, fine, I'm a chicken!

  [He speeds off] 

  Eddy : [dumbfounded]  Uh... Ed?

  [Ed drops the house on him]