- Harley goes after Freeze, while Ivy and Kite Man look for a wedding venue.
- While Harley and her crew break into Freeze's ice dome and face off against the chilling villain, who is trying to save his wife Nora, Ivy and Kiteman go to pick out a wedding venue and run into Kiteman's nemesis, Condiment King, who is trying to steal the venue from his mortal enemy.—Gislef
- Harley and her crew try to burn their way into Mr. Freeze's iced-over neighborhood with Firefly's flamethrower, and Harley finally creates a "vagina": a tunnel that she's drawn to flip the script on everyone drawing dicks. Psycho notes that they're out of fuel in the flamethrower, but Harley refuses to compromise for her art. She leads her crew in to kill Freeze.
As the crew walk down the tunnel, Harley contemplates how she'll get revenge on Freeze for freezing her in a block of ice. They check their phones and find an engagement announcement from Ivy and Kite Man. They emerge out into the open, and Freeze's henchmen attack them. As they fight their way through the henchman, Psycho points out that Harley won't be able to go with Ivy because Ivy will be one of the hosts, and who everyone else will bring as dates. Harley decides that she's going solo.
Freeze comes out and says that he's been expecting the crew. Psycho can't use his powers because it's too cold, and Freeze prepares to freeze them all solid. Harley avoids his freeze gun blasts but gets hit by the last one and frozen.
At the mall, Ivy and Kite Man try on outfits for the wedding, and Kite Man gets a congratulations text from his nemesis, Condiment King. Ivy wonders why King is a dick and an asshole, and Kite Man points out the lack of emojis and exclamation marks to prove his point. He insists that they have to get the wedding venue, and insists that the one venue their touring is the venue, and if they don't get it their wedding will be a failure. Ivy assures him that any venue will do, and he talks about getting dreamed as the Old Gotham Corn Factory for decades. Ivy takes his hand and says that they should go get it. Kite Man figures that they'll get it once they impress the venue manager with their love.
Inside his manor, Freeze unfreezes the crew and says that he has no intention of killing them. He goes into the lab next door and explains that he created it to cure his wife Nora's incurable blood disease. Freeze has killed hundreds of snow rats trying to come up with a cure, and has decided to move onto human subjects. Harley suggests that he gets it right with a rat before moving onto a human, but Freeze figures that the 2% difference between snow rat and human DNA is the reason the rats keep dying. Harley is the only human human among the crew.
Two of Freeze's henchmen bring Harley into the lab, and she kills one of them. Freeze freezes her leg, tripping her, and knocks her out with her own bat.
Harley wakes up frozen to a table and prepares to inject Harley with his "cure". She says that she knows how to save Nora, and he asks how. Harley says that Ivy is a doctor and the smartest person she knows, and Freeze wonders why Ivy would help him. His prisoner explains that Ivy will help her even though she won't help Freeze, and all Freeze has to do is free her so she can sent Ivy a text. Freeze goes to make preparations for lunch while they wait for Ivy to arrive,
The henchmen throw the crew in a cell, and Harley says that she won't bring Ivy there and put her in danger. She explains that she's buying them time and if they take Nora hostage and threaten to kill her, they can get Freeze to give them his freeze gun and then they'll freeze him.
The henchmen lead the crew out and Freeze freezes them to chairs, and Psycho points out the flaw in Harley's plan. Freeze brings Nora in, frozen in her cryogenic chamber, and introduces his wife as the host. Harley says that they a new plan, now that she's championing frozen women. They're going to save Nora first then kill Freeze.
Kite Man and Ivy go to the Corn Factory, and Condiment King is there with his fiancée Becca. He says that Kite Man isn't the only world-famous engaged villain, and Ivy snickers. There's only one unbooked weekend for wedding venues in New Gotham, so Kite Man has some competition. Kite Man refuses to yield and figures that once the manager sees the biggest power couple in Gotham, he'll kick Condiment King out. King squirts mustard on Kite Man's suit, leaving a stain, and the manager Stew comes in and takes King and Becca on the tour since they got there first. He advises Kite Man to wipe the mustard off his suit and leaves with the couple.
Freeze can't eat cooked meat, and asks Psycho to describe the taste of his steak. H pours some wine down a tube into Nora's mouth, and Shark tries to make small talk about how Freeze and Nora met. Nora doesn't say anything and Freeze dismisses it as shyness. He describes how they had a meet-cute, and Harley complains that Freeze came in and ruined Nora's livelihood. Freeze figures her cynicism comes from never experiencing true love, and Harley talks about how "true love" made her give up her career, change the way she looked, and almost got her killed. The spinach puff timer goes off before Freeze can respond, and he goes to the kitchen.
Harley tries to grab the freeze gun, and knocks it on the floor, out of her reach. She starts chipping at the ice imprisoning her with a bread knife, while Clayface easily frees himself and starts eating. Harley tells Clayface to get the gun, and he does and accidentally freezes Psycho. He thaws him out and then gives Harley the freeze gun as Freeze comes back with the spinach puffs.
Freeing her crew with the gun, Harley figures that Nora tries to leave Freeze and he froze her because he couldn't handle it. She thaws out Nora with the gun, and Harley gives it to Shark to break. Freeze holds his wife, and Nora wakes up and figures that her husband found a cure and she's not going to die.
Nora passes out from the disease's effects, and Freeze tells Harley that Ivy had better find a cure or he'll blow the entire place up. He triggers an explosive unit in his chest plate, and seals the doors and windows so no one can escape. Harley checks on Ivy's ETA.
Stew, King, and Becca return to the lobby. King greets the waiting Ivy and Kite Man, and Kite Man figures that they'll never get the venue. Ivy says that she knows how important it is to Kite Man and they'll go in and blow Stew's socks off. Stew takes them to the chapel, and as Ivy starts to turn on the charm, Harley calls her. Ivy figures that it's an emergency and step aside to take Harley's call. As Kite Man stumbles through trying to charm Stew, Ivy comes back and tells Kite Man that Harley is in trouble and she has to go save her.
At Freeze's lab, Ivy looks at a sample of Nora's blood under a microscope, while Freeze assures the unconscious Nora that if she dies, they'll die together. Ivy and Harley start arguing about how Harley tried to keep Ivy out of the situation but she screwed up. When Harley says that Freeze froze her for the Injustice League, he explains that they all wanted to kill her but he convinced them to let him freeze her. Shark asks Harley if she's proud of herself for falsely accusing Freeze, and Ivy announces that she has an answer.
At the Corn Factory, Ivy calls Kite Man before he has to come up with an answer for Stew. She asks him to go to her old greenhouse, and Stew tells Kite Man that if he leaves then it will affect his decision of who gets the venue, and not positively. Kite Man flies to the greenhouse and gets the petals Ivy directs him to. He finds the right flower and flies to Freeze's home, but is paralyzed from smelling the wrong flower and crashes.
Ivy takes the petal, assures Kite Man that the paralytic will wear off, and mixes a serum from the flower. She says that Nora needs a blood transfusion as well but she has a rare type of blood, and suggests that Freeze take the injection because then it will change his blood to the same type as Nora's. Ivy warns that the transfusion will kill Freeze, and the others point out that they don't have human blood. Freeze says that it must he his sacrifice and he greets his end with open arms. Harley figures that it's insane, and Freeze tells her that it's true love, and he'll do anything for the one he loves.
Freeze injects himself and then the transfusion system moves his blood into Nora's. Husband and wife look at each other for a moment, and then Freeze says goodbye. Nora promises that she'll never stop loving him, and they reach for each other but then Freeze dies. His wife runs to him, crying, and the crew break into tears. Harley realizes that it's nothing like what she Joker had, and Ivy tells Harley that if she can find true love then there's hope for Harley. Harley offers her condolences to Nora, and Nora screams at them to leave.
Back at the mall, Ivy apologizes to Kite Man for leaving. He appreciates the apology and says that he realized it doesn't matter where they get married as long as he marries her. King calls and tells Kite Man that he hoped he had a backup venue, Stew pops on to agree with King, and King makes so many condiment puns that Ivy declares him her nemesis.
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