- Self - Host: You've earned a cash tip of $10.000.
- Self - Contestant: Oh, God I normally love more than just the tip, but that'll do.
- Self - Lip Sync Assasin: Ooh, she is a nasty ho.
- Self - Host: Con-drag-ulations, All Stars. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an "amen" up in here?
- Self - Guest Judge: Contestant two, what does contestant three's breath smell like?
- Self - Contestant: It smells like confusion.
- [all laugh]
- Self - Contestant: And lots of regrets.