- Jones: What are you doing, sir?
- Cranky: You know perfectly well what I'm doing. Go on back to the others.
- Jones: I'm going for a walk. You're really not a well man. You know that, sir?
- Cranky: Well enough to know a sick man when I see one. I am as cognisant of my dementia as you are ignorant of your perversion. If you take one more step towards that girl, I will thrash you to within an inch of your life.
- Leo Carmichael: You can't type any faster?
- Nurse Corinne Syddell: Leo, I am a nurse, not a secretary. You may not be aware, but the training is a little different. I know that men think that all women should be nurses and typists, but the truth is, you can probably type faster than I can.
- Leo Carmichael: I can't type.
- Nurse Corinne Syddell: That is my point. Where's the M?
- Lorraine Carmichael: We have two beautiful children. We should do what's right for them. You know... they are our future. The war is your past.
- Leo Carmichael: Past? Look at where we are now, Lor. This is my present. Right here in this camp, which was created to see how efficiently we can kill a lot of people. This is still war. We're killing people here as we speak. In the present tense.
- Leo Carmichael: Boy, you can really type.
- Emma Camichael: I can do a lot of things, Leo. I think I have a good brain.
- Leo Carmichael: I know you do.
- Emma Camichael: That's how I know you're in trouble. You're in trouble, right? I just want to know you're safe. You know, we've all lost a lot of sleep worrying about you.
- Eva Lloyd-George: It was Jones.
- Leo Carmichael: What was Jones?
- Eva Lloyd-George: He abducted me and was going to rape and murder me. But I killed him first.
- Eva Lloyd-George: I believe in our Empire. What's so wrong with that? Seriously?
- Leo Carmichael: After all you know about this place?
- Eva Lloyd-George: It's just politics, Leo.
- Leo Carmichael: No, it isn't.
- Eva Lloyd-George: Don't make me hurt you. I really don't want to hurt you.
- Leo Carmichael: Then don't.