Cliff Waters: Well, I gotta go.
Joe Waters: Exam week. You got to study, huh!
Cliff Waters: Nooooo, gotta *party*!
Joe Waters: Y'know, in my day, we studied the night before an exam.
Cliff Waters: Yeah, well Joe, it's just one of those courses that all the athletes take.
Joe Waters: Ah, a 'gimme' course. And you figure just because you're playing ball, all you have to do is show up to get a passing grade.
Cliff Waters: Oh, like you didn't take easy courses when you were playing football.
Joe Waters: No, I didn't. I was trying to prepare myself for life after football.
Lou Waters: Yeah, Cliffie, Joey's right, there. I know, 'cause I helped him with his homework. He took some real tough courses.
Joe Waters: That's right.
Lou Waters: Like, The Roots of Rock 'n' Roll.
Joe Waters: [beginning to feel embarrassed] Lou!
Lou Waters: The History of Bowling.
Joe Waters: That's enough, Lou.
Lou Waters: Care and Maintenance of Your Private Parts.
Joe Waters: That was Personal Hygiene. Look, Cliff, all I'm saying is, even though this course may be easy, you still gotta take it seriously to pass.
Lou Waters: You flunked 'Private Parts' three times.