- Lydia Deetz: [outside a concert stadium] Beetlejuice! I thought I'd never find you in all this congestion!
- Beetlejuice: You've got to expect congestion at the Nose Bowl!
- Beetlejuice: [everybody's wearing colorful shorts] Hey, we've been short-changed!
- Captain: It's worse than that, we're heading into the Bermuda Shorts Triangle!