Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Easter (2008)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Wait, do you even know what an escort does?

  Narrator : I do, but this is a family show.

• Narrator : While my mother was judging hats, Greg was judging me.

  Greg Wuliger : Don't you think it's kinda weird to have a date on Easter?

  Chris : Less weird than not having a date ever. Besides, it's not a date. It's an opportunity.

  Greg Wuliger : I guess you're right. Maybe I should go back to church. You know, score some babes.

  Narrator : When Greg went back to church, the only one who hit on him was the priest.

• Chris : It's just that Robert's out of the picture. If I'm ever gonna have a shot with Tasha, this is it.

  Greg Wuliger : I hear you. Kick a man when he's down, that's what I always say.

  Narrator : That was the only time he ever said that.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  I haven't even been on one date, and I know you don't break up with a girl before a holiday. A girl by herself on a holiday is like an ice-cream cone in hell. It ain't gonna be there very long. I know I always say this, but this time, dude, you truly are in there.