- Mr. Meekus: I am the terrier that nips at your shoelaces. I am the Lavender Wrist-slapper.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [closing lines] So, Dad, now that you're back to being you, are you gonna stay you?
- Darkwing Duck: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gos. Wherever there's an evil-doer evil doing, I'll be there.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Great, Dad.
- Darkwing Duck: Because, I am the terror that flaps in the night.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Yeah, gotcha.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime. I am the zit that forms when you've got a really big date. I am the impacted wisdom tooth...
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: All right, Dad! I get the point.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swing set...
- Darkwing Duck: I am the kettle that whistles in the night. I'm a little tea cup with the teeny, weenie hole in the handle that you can never quite get your finger in. I am Teapot Duck.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks. I am Darkwing Duck!
- Quackerjack: You'll never stop me. Not as long as I have
- [pulls out a supposedly deadly rubber chicken]
- Quackerjack: this!
- Darkwing Duck: [gasp] The rubber chicken!
- Quackerjack: I'm not afraid to use it!
- Darkwing Duck: Take it easy there, Quackerjacker. Just put the chicken down.
- Quackerjack: Well, if you insist.
- [Quackerjack tosses the chicken towards the bank counter]
- Darkwing Duck: Look out!
- [Darkwing dives after the chicken and grasps it]
- Darkwing Duck: This chicken could explode at any second. Get down! Run! Take cover!
- [Darkwing has just been humiliated again]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Don't take it so hard, Dad. It was an honest mistake.
- Darkwing Duck: Oh, easy for you to say. You didn't spend the last ten hours on top of a chicken.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Watch yourself, Dad. Mangler is the transcontinental, inter-galactic, world title holder.
- Darkwing Duck: Gosalyn, Gosalyn, Gosalyn. I thought you knew wrestling was phony.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Well, of course it's fake. The fun part is pretending it isn't. Give me some credit, Dad.
- Launchpad McQuack: Fake? Wrestling's fake?