Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (2008)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : [leaving message on Courtney's voicemail while stalking her house from his car]  Hey, Courtney, it's Charlie. Your brother, heh-heh. Anyways, I wanna apologize for making a scene there in the restaurant. I'd still love to get together, so, give me a call. I'm just sitting at home, reading a book.

  [a dog begins barking] 

  Charlie Harper : And watching TV. Disney Channel. "101 Dalmatians". What a great film, huh?

  [a police helicopter flies overhead] 

  Charlie Harper : Oops, sat on the remote. Hey, "Apocalypse Now"! Another great movie, huh? Anyway, call me.