- Tom Tucker: And now Peter Griffin. Peter, your word is "lesbians". "Lesbians".
- Peter Griffin: Can you use it in a sentence, please?
- Tom Tucker: "The two lesbians are going shopping."
- Peter Griffin: Can you use it in a dirty sentence, please?
- Tom Tucker: "The two lesbians are going shopping for double-sided marital aids."
- Peter Griffin: Umm, ah. Oh. Wow.
- [pause]
- Peter Griffin: Could you use it in a libellous sentence, please?
- Tom Tucker: "Gillian Anderson and Helen Hunt are lesbians."
- Peter Griffin: L-E-S-B-I-A-N-S.
- Peter Griffin: Hi, I'm back to repeat the third grade. The first time I was here we had this teacher, Mrs Wilson. But we called her Mrs Killson because she had an abortion. Anyway, I guess I should sit down now Mrs...?
- Mrs. Wilson: Wilson. Thank you, Peter, why don't you sit next to Omar.
- John Hammond: Welcome to Executive Bathroom Island!
- Tom Tucker: [muttering] Maybe he'd know how to spell "bolt-cutter"!
- Omar: I'm ten years old and I'm Indian!