On a first date, a heroin junkie explains that heroin will always come first and her second, a pilot who doesn't want to fly is sitting in the seat next to you, and an intense flirt is really just trying to make new friends. Sketches include: The Flirt, Awkward Talk, Cops 1, Junkie on a Date, Scared Pilot, Cops 2, Melanie, and Sausages—Anonymous