- Brandi Shannon: So are limes limes first and then they turn into lemons, or is it with other way around?
- Jinx Shannon: Oh, sweetie, do you really think limes and lemons are the same fruit?
- Brandi Shannon: Isn't a lemon just a really ripe lime?
- Jinx Shannon: Oh, honey.
- Brandi Shannon: What about cauliflower and broccoli?
- Detective Robert Dershowitz: [to a suspect] We got blood, skin, burnt clothes. That car is a veritable cornucopia of damning evidence. Things are not looking good - for *youuu*... my friend.
- Donald Fraser: [after his wife interrupts him during marriage counseling] Can I finish a sentence?
- Ruth Fraser: I don't know? Can you?
- Mary Shannon: [frustrated, trying to get a mentally ill man, who keeps repeating "He's in Heaven", to tell her where Don's body is] Okay Phil, where's heaven?
- [Phil points up]
- Mary Shannon: In the sky... okay, good. Souls go to the sky, bodies stay here. So where is Don frickin' *body*, Phil?
- Phil: Heaven... In the sky with God, and Mary, and the angels.
- Mary Shannon: [under her breath] Jesus.