- Mallory Book: Why didn't you trademark your pseudonym?
- She-Hulk: I never even thought about it, you know? Why would I? Did Doctor Strange have to trademark his name? Did Thor?
- Mallory Book: You chose two examples of people who use their real names.
- Luke Jacobson: Everything I make stands up to the highest combat standards. I don't make basic shit.
- Mallory Book: As you can see in the "About Me" section, my client wrote, and I quote, "Mean, green and straight-poured into these jeans."
- Mallory Book: We need to show strength. Countersue. Establish you were using the name in a professional capacity before the trademark date, and Titania is profiting off name recognition already established in the marketplace. If you're gonna be my client, dress like you respect yourself, and not like a football player pleading no contest to a DUI. Nikki?
- Nikki Ramos: Yes? Wasn't lurking. I was close by.
- Mallory Book: You obviously spend a lot of time thinking about what you wear. -Why don't you help her?
- Nikki Ramos: I'm actually already on top of that. I got you a consultation with the guy who makes clothing for superheroes.
- She-Hulk: Oh, I don't think I really need that.
- Mallory Book, Nikki Ramos: You do, yeah.
- Jennifer Walters: Every single one of those dates is a corroborating witness. This... Is how I win this case.
- Nikki Ramos: By parading all the questionable men you dated in a courtroom. Jen, that's going to be embarrassing.
- Jennifer Walters: Yeah.
- Mallory Book: I don't know any other lawyer who would humiliate themselves that way to win a case.
- Jennifer Walters: Yeah, you can always count on me to throw myself under the bus. It's why Holliway pays me the medium bucks.
- Young Clerk: [Showing Nikki and Pug his merchandise] What do you need? I got everything. Captain America shield, Thor hammer, Avengers T-shirt.
- Nikki Ramos: This says "Avongers".
- Young Clerk: You don't like Avongers? I got Avingers.
- Nikki Ramos: Oh with an I.
- Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese: I kind of like this.
- Nikki Ramos: Okay, no, we don't want bootleg stuff, okay? I want custom-made clothing for a superhero.
- Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese: Question, if you're not the guy, then do you know who the guy is?
- Young Clerk: He won't meet you. He's exclusive.
- Nikki Ramos: Okay so you do know the guy. Okay fine, I'll buy one of your Avongers T-shirts.
- Young Clerk: And a matching hat.
- Nikki Ramos: Yes, of course, I wanna complete the ensemble.
- Mallory Book: I thought you were getting better clothes.
- Jennifer Walters: [to the camera] Oh, yeah, my clothes!