- Major Neuheim: Are we quite sure they're still wearing bowler hats in England?
- Captain Ohm: Quite sure, sir.
- Major Neuheim: With plus-fours...?
- [Captain Ohm realises his mistake]
- Major Neuheim: Well... it's too late now.
- [Advising Schulz on how to spend £2 million unobtrusively in Britain]
- Major Neuheim: You can buy businesses and property, we'll put you in touch with solicitors. You could even invest in the film industry, that's money right down the drain.
- Professor Bodelschwingh: I love... my wife. Well - I respect her. It's just that Bertha, she's so...
- Private Gerhard Schulz: Yes. She is, isn't she sir. I share your feelings entirely.