- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [upon seeing Perry] Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected, what are you doing here, this is my week off.
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [summing up his Internet girlfriend] It's not the worse date I ever had. There was the one that kept stabbing me with the fork.
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the platypus, as usual your timing is uncanny. And by uncanny, of course I mean... completely canny!
- Phineas: Hey, we're almost there. What's the first thing you're going to do at camp, Buford?
- Buford: Find a nerd, take his underpants, and run 'em up the flagpole.
- Phineas: I don't think Camp Phineas and Ferb has a flag pole.
- Buford: Then I'll just find a nerd and take his underpants.
- Baljeet: [meekly] You may have my underpants. They just got very messy all of a sudden.
- Buford: Thanks, but it ain't the same if Buford don't rip 'em off of you.
- Mom: [as everything is all quiet] That's funny. I haven't gotten the usual call from Candace.
- Candace: [outraged] I can't take it anymore!
- Phineas: It was just a joke, Candace.
- Candace: You're a joke, Phineas!
- Grandpa Clyde: Candace, honey. Calm down.
- Candace: [almost hysterical] Calm down? Calm down? I don't wanna calm down!
- Grandpa Clyde: Your screaming might attract a real bigfoot.
- Candace: A real bigfoot? Oh give it a rest, Phineas.
- Mom: [as she is leaving] call if there's any trouble
- Candace: With my brothers, might as well call now.
- Candace: [laughing to the kids] I sure got you guys! You should have seen your faces. Only unsophisticated, immature brains would believe in monsters. Yes, it takes a mature adult such as myself to know... that there... is no... such... thing as gggg- bigfoot!
- [sees Doofenshmirtz being chased by the tree bigfoots, screams and runs into the house]
- Baljeet: [as the kind turn to see an empty path with a full moon] Oh, I do not believe her one bit! Too much overacting.
- Grandpa Clyde: [after the kids run of scared, laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Looks like we fooled 'em, Ma.
- Grandma: [unzipping the Bigfoot costume, laughing] Did you see the look on their faces?
- Candace: That was so cool!