Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk's 100th Case (2008)
Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Quotes
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Lt. Randall Disher : [being interviewed] Uh yeah, he has some idiosyncracies...
James Novak : Like what?
Lt. Randall Disher : Fear of heights, uh, fear of germs, spiders, milk...
Natalie Teeger : Crowds, elevators, fire...
Lt. Randall Disher : Rabbits, tunnels, bridges...
Natalie Teeger : Boats...
Lt. Randall Disher : Decaffinated coffee...
Natalie Teeger : Lightning...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : The wind, he's afraid of the wind...
Lt. Randall Disher : Egg whites...
Natalie Teeger : Bad.
Lt. Randall Disher : Naked people. That one is way up there. I think it goes naked people, and then death.
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[Monk's friends and relatives describe his reaction to Trudy's murder]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I saw him coming apart, like those rockets that hit the atmosphere at the wrong angle... and there was nothing I could do.
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [about Monk's "Zen Sherlock Holmes" thing] I don't know how he does it. Sometimes when Monk's not around, I'll catch the other cops doing it, right, with the hands. Then, like, oh, touch that. It doesn't work. Doesn't work for anyone else but him.
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Lt. Randall Disher : [as they find evidence that links Douglas Thurman to the murders] I guess that clinches it. This guy's definitely the Cosmetic Assassin.
First SWAT Team : The what?
Lt. Randall Disher : Cosmetic Assassin. That's what we're calling him.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Maybe you'd like to hear what we're calling you.
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Natalie Teeger : Hey, Captain, have you seen Mr. Monk?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I figured he's with you. He usually is.