Chicago Fire (TV Series)
Rattle Second City (2020)
David Eigenberg: Christopher Herrmann
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Quotes
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Darren Ritter : Okay. Read your opening.
Randall McHolland : In the Second City, west of the Ryan of Dan, a treasure is yours if you follow this plan.
Christopher Herrmann : Ryan of Dan?
Randall McHolland : Dan Ryan Expressway. Ryan of Dan just sounds more poetic.
Christopher Herrmann : Pathetic, not poetic.
Randall McHolland : We have to rhyme with Dan. It's harder to rhyme with Ryan.
Darren Ritter : Lion, dyin', cryin'.
Christopher Herrmann : Flyin'.
Randall McHolland : You're not helping.
Darren Ritter : I am trying to help.
Randall McHolland : Okay, okay. Let's read your opening, then.
Darren Ritter : You know, I don't think you're in the right frame of mind to hear it.
Randall McHolland : Oh, well, it's never gonna get any better than this.
Darren Ritter : A contest, a battle that'll rattle Second City. Listen, at wit's end, these spits end and split ends that glisten with treasure, not pity. And that's as far as I got.
Randall McHolland : That's pretty good.
Christopher Herrmann : I got no idea what it's saying.
Randall McHolland : Isn't that the point?
Christopher Herrmann : Yeah. Yeah, it is. Good job. Keep going.