Kareena Kapoor credited as playing...
Pia
- Rancho: [At Pia's sister's wedding] Hi.
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [a little surprised, as she doesn't know him] Hello.
- Rancho: I have a free advice, would you try?
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Still smiling] What?
- Rancho: [Takes her drink away] Let me hold this first, else you may later throw it on me. Leave this guy.
- [Points at his fiancee]
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Now angry] What?
- Suhas: [Meanwhile her Fiancee, speaking to somebody else a little far away] Look at this coat. Yes, its quite costly, 50K.
- Rancho: Look at him. He is a moving price tag! He will always keep you reminding of price of every single object he bought. Your life will become a supermarket!
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Extremely angry] Excuse me. Who the hell are you? You don't know anything about him.
- Rancho: Oh, you need a demonstration! Okay, watch me, he will tell his shoe's price in a second, without anybody even asking him!
- [He pushed a waiter, who was carrying a green gooey chutney. The chutney fell on Suhas's shoe]
- Suhas: [shouting] You idiot! What the hell! This shoe cost me 10K!
- Rancho: [after indirectly making Pia break up with her fiancee] Come on, help us. My friend's father is very ill!
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Go away!
- Rancho: Come on! You are almost a doctor! What is that oath you take... oh yes, Hippocratic oath - I will help a fellow patient, I remain a member of society with special obligations etc.
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Reluctantly allows him to get up on her scooter] Okay.
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Later when Rancho is speeding with the scooter, with the patient and Pia on the back, towards the hospital] You crashed my sister's wedding, you broke my engagement, for you my Dad keeps taking blood pressure tablets... and I am helping you? Hippocrates screwed us Doctors!
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Now that everyone knows, Rancho's real surname is not Chhanchhad] Thank God, after marriage my name wont be Pia Chhanchhad!
- Raju Rastogi: So what is your actual name?
- Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu.
- Farhan Qureshi: What?
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Thinking of her future name] Pia Wangdu?
- Rancho: [to Raju & Farhan] Phunsukh Wangdu.
- Farhan Qureshi: Phunsukh Wangdu? Silencer's Phunsukh Wangdu?
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: I don't want to be named Pia Wangdu!
- Rancho: [to Raju & Farhan] Yes.
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Can I keep my name after marriage?
- Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: You Gujaratis are so cute. But why does your food sound so dangerous? Dhokla, fafda, handwa, thepla, khakhra, they sound like missiles. Today, Bush dropped two dhoklas on Iraq: 400 dead, 200 injured. I can deal with khakhra, fafda, but your name? Ranchhodddas Shamaldas Chanchad. Yuck! I won't change my last name after marriage