- Jeff Bingham: How great would it be if I cracked this open and a chicken flew out?
- Adam Rhodes: That would be unbelievable. We would be talking about it forever.
- Jeff Bingham: Plus I'd sue this place for millions, buy a house in the woods, maybe a boat.
- Adam Rhodes: Aah man, why didn't I order an egg?
- Jeff Bingham: And I'd have to grow some corn.
- Adam Rhodes: Why?
- Jeff Bingham: To feed the million dollar chicken, that's my boy.
- Audrey Bingham: So, this is an actual conversation?
- Jeff Bingham: Hey, you're the one who always ask me what I'm thinking about
- Audrey Bingham: Not anymore.
- Adam Rhodes: You look like a banker in a bad porno.
- Russell Dunbar: Like there's such a thing as a bad porno.
- Adam Rhodes: Well the one that you lent us last week was... bad.
- Jennifer: Us? We didn't watch any porno
- Adam Rhodes: Were... Were you not there?