Seth Meyers: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : Geez! Does the "C" in CBS stand for "clusterfuck"?

• Himself - Host : You don't even know the sound a gun makes.

  Donald Trump : [imitating a gun being fired]  Uh, uh, uh, bink!

• Himself - Host : The 2020 election will be a referendum on whether we want to preserve whatever's left of our democratic institutions or whether we want to complete the slide into authoritarianism we've seen under Donald Trump. And that slide is not only real, after Trump's impeachment acquittal, it's accelerating. You can tell both from Trump's increased lawlessness and from the way he stands. I mean, look at him. He leans like he's accelerating. He literally looks like he's sliding downhill on skis. If you gave him a tiny push, he'd fall over like a Jenga tower.