My Santa (2005– )

Brittney Karbowski: Mai

Quotes 

• Mai : [to Santa]  Hi there. You'd think you want to spend the night with me?

  Santa : Hun?

  Mai : C'mon. Just one night?

  Crowd 1 : What did she say?

  Crowd 2 : Wow, can you believe kids today?

  Mai : [Mai looks gasps] 

  [to Santa] 

  Mai : Get back! Don't you lay a hand on me! You FILTHY BOY! I'm not that kinda girl! I'm Santa! The very Santa who grants dreams and gives hope to boys and girls around the world! Santa would never do those nasty things with you!

  Police Officer : Excuse me Miss, but we're gonna need you to come with us.

  [Mai gasps] 

  Mai : [the police officers drag Mai away] 

• Santa : Ow, everything hurts. What an awful situation and it's all thinks to some weird girl I never met.

  Mai : [Mai is in the shower]  What did you say?

  Santa : [Louder]  I said that the scene over the cake was awful experience.

  Mai : [Mai giggles]  You were still very brave out there.

  Santa : Tsk. Do you have a name?

  Mai : It's Mai. Mai the Santa Clause.

  Mai : But technically, I'm still in training. By the way, I know I'm charming But that doesn't mean that you get to check me out dude.

  Santa : [Santa spits out water]  You're not even my type besides I'm more into the supermodels. Besides who'd want to gawk at your underdeveloped figure!

  Mai : Hey! Watch it! I look like this now because I don't have enough magic. My real body is a voluptuous female Santa Clause.

  Santa : OK. leave and come back as her.

  Mai : It's not that easy. It's getting harder and harder because fewer and fewer people believe in Santa Clause these days. If someone believes in me, like you did earlier, then I can have almost any kind of power. So Santa, even though no one else believe in me, you do right?

  Santa : Yeah, yeah, I believe in you, I'm counting on you and all that.

  Santa : [Talking to himself]  Now why is she obsessed with Santa? She's just a dumb kid who likes stuffed animals.

  Mai : [Mai burst out of the shower]  No! You're not supposed to touch Pedro! If a stranger touches Pedro, he responds by...

  Mai : [Mai screams and starts throwing bathroom stuff at Santa]  What are you looking at you pervert! Get out of here, You said you wouldn't peak and I trusted you! I can't believe it!

  [Mai throws the Bathtub at Santa] 

  Mai : [Santa screams]