- Lester Gruber: [the crew is looking at Ensign Parker's old summer camp photo album] Hey, who's that guy over there? The guy with the hairy knees.
- Ensign Charles Parker: Huh? Oh! That's Uncle Woody. He was our camp counselor. Boy, he was a great guy. Taught me how to swim in one lesson.
- Virgil Edwards: In one lesson? You're kiddin'!
- Ensign Charles Parker: No, really! He just took me out on the boat in the middle of the lake and threw me in.
- Willy Moss: Man, that's really the hard way!
- Ensign Charles Parker: Oh, once I cut my way out of the sack, it was easy. Boy, those were the good old days.