- Teddy: [Louise is very unsuccessfully trying to teach Tina a hand-slapping song] This is ruining my memory of childhood.
- Linda Belcher: You're making Mommy sad, Tina.
- Tape: You know, physical health is a gift you give yourself every day. Or in your case, maybe like twice in your 20s?
- Bob Belcher: Um, that's pretty generous, actually.