- Computer: Alarm system off, but danger not fixed.
- Dr. Borzon: [pounding the computer whose alarm system he closed] Stop nagging; I'll fix it as soon as I can!
- Computer: Warning! Radioation leak in coolying system. You still haven't fixed it.
- Dr. Borzon: I'll get to it; I'm only human!
- Captain Planet: [Nukem's gamma-ray blasts the top of a water tower off its base] Ah, just what I needed: a Duke-catcher!
- Captain Planet: This cooling-rod is full of radiation. We have to put it in a storage-vault where it won't harm anyone. Any volunteers?
- Lead Suit: [retreating] Uh, count me out!
- Wheeler: Eight, nine, ten, you're out! Now pick up that rod and get going!
- Dr. Borzon: Wh-who are you?... Wh-*what* are you?
- Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem, radioation king, at your service. As for *what* I am...
- [begins to glow]
- Duke Nukem: The ignorants call me a mutant. *I* prefer to think of myself as the future of mankind! And I could use a guy like you on my team. You could be a leader of the nuclear age: unlimited power, all the electrons you can eat! Are you with me, or against me?
- Dr. Borzon: Scientists don't take sides.
- Duke Nukem: Scientists aren't supposed to *lie*, either. But you do. You're my kind of guy, Doc.
- Dr. Borzon: Well, maybe I was, but not now. Not after meeting you!
- Duke Nukem: [singing to the tune of "On Top of Old Smoky"] My name is Duke Nukem./I'm a radiar shark./I'm hotter than Elvis,/and I glow in the dark.
- Wheeler: [brandishing his ring] Back off, Nukem! I'm warning you!
- Duke Nukem: Oh, boy, dueling death-rays!
- Captain Planet: [seeing the power plant in the process of Nukem's meltdown] Uh-oh! Disaster time!
- Duke Nukem: [jumping from the building to the ground] You said it, Planet!
- Captain Planet: Can't we settle this peacefully, Nukem?
- Duke Nukem: Sure, Captain Planet, I'll blast YOU to pieces.
- Captain Planet: [Planeteer Alert] We all take energy for granted, but power has its price.
- Gaia: Think about it. When you turn on your lights or stereo, you're using up energy.
- Captain Planet: But you are also using up Earth's resources and contributing to pollution.
- Kwame: We need energy, but we also need to use it wisely.
- Gi: Don't waste it.
- Linka: Turn off the lights and TV when you are not in the room.
- Ma-Ti: The little things you do at home can make a big difference for our planet.
- Wheeler: The power to save power... is yours.