Real-Time Fandub Games (TV Series)

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) (2019)

Scout Young: Mephiles the Dark

Quotes 

• Mephiles the Dark : Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the toWERs...

  Silver the Hedgehog : Um, this isn't really tilted, or a tower...

  Mephiles the Dark : Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here 'cause I get friendzoned so frequently, but that's okay...

  Silver the Hedgehog : I'd like to be in the friendzone! I'd like friends!

  Mephiles the Dark : It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item.

  [someone laughs] 

  Mephiles the Dark : Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory for these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.

  Silver the Hedgehog : Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!

  Mephiles the Dark : That just makes you a beta cuck.

  [the rest of the dubbers start cracking up] 

  Mephiles the Dark : That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog! I'm a- I'm an alpha gamer...

  [cracks up; soon the whole crew devolves into a laughing fit] 

  Mephiles the Dark : Anyway, where we- where we droppin', boys?

  [loud laughter] 

  Mephiles the Dark : These are all the newest maps they've added... and a newspaper.

  Blaze the Cat : Have you ever actually interacted with a woman in your life before, Mephiles?

  Mephiles the Dark : That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I got on eBay for $7.

  Silver the Hedgehog : It's so cool! Can I add it to my rock collection?

  [the scene cuts to Sonic in a fiery landscape] 

  Sonic the Hedgehog : OH! OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!

  Silver the Hedgehog : Oh my god. That looked like it hurt. What do you think, Blaze?

  [beat] 

  Silver the Hedgehog : Blaze...?

  Blaze the Cat : I didn't see it.

  Mephiles the Dark : Gimme back my thing. You see, I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension 'cause he disrespected gamers.

• Mephiles the Dark : Welcome to Tilted Towers. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Memphis Tennessee, and I'm part lizard. Nice to- yoroshiku onegaishimasu, as they say in Nippon.