Real-Time Fandub Games (TV Series)

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) (2019)

Ryan Mitchum: Shadow the Hedgehog

Quotes 

• Rouge the Bat : You are quite a hunk of metal, aren't you?

  E-123 Omega : And you're quite one-polygon-titted.

  Rouge the Bat : Here, you want some weed?

  E-123 Omega : I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed. But I will take it anyway, and put it directly into my brain cells. Here we go...

  [inserts the weed gem into his system, while the other dubbers laugh/make appropriate sound effects] 

  Computer : Downloading weed.exe...

  E-123 Omega : HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

  [continues to hold syllable as everyone else howls with laughter] 

  Ryan : Keep holding it, keep holding it, keep holding it... hold it... YES!

  E-123 Omega : Wow...

  Hayley : Oh, fuck me running...

  Rouge the Bat : How's it feel? You enjoying it?

  [beat] 

  E-123 Omega : What planet am I on?

• Shadow the Hedgehog : [admiring the landscape]  Ah, the desert. Count how many sand is here, Omega. That's your first mission.

  [the other dubbers start laughing] 

  E-123 Omega : OKAY. ONE, TWO...

  [continues in background] 

  Rouge the Bat : Why the FUCK would you make him do that?

  Shadow the Hedgehog : It passes the time.

  Rouge the Bat : It's gonna take so long! Shadow, it's gonna be so annoying!

  Shadow the Hedgehog : [cracking up]  I'm curious what the biggest number is...

  Rouge the Bat : No, he's just gonna be counting forever!

  Shadow the Hedgehog : Perhaps, but...

  [descends into a laughing fit with the rest of the crew] 

  E-123 Omega : ...21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26...

  [continues] 

  Rouge the Bat : Shadow, what have you wrought?

  E-123 Omega : [in background]  ... 29, 30.

  Rouge the Bat : This is your faul...

  E-123 Omega : THERE ARE ONLY 30 MILLION SAND PARTICLES IN THIS DESERT.

  Shadow the Hedgehog : See, that was easy!

  Rouge the Bat : Oh, FUCK. Oh my god...