- [Aquaman breaks a fish tank in a fight, causing the fish to splash all over the floor]
- Bane: Aquaman, I am stomping on your fish! Stomping!
- Aquaman: BANE, STOP IT!
- [Aquaman picks up as much sealife as he can]
- Harley Quinn: Hey, there's a YMCA pool down the street!
- Aquaman: Oh, yeah, yeah! "Just throw saltwater fish into a chlorinated pool! Water's water, I guess!" Come on! What are you, four?
- Poison Ivy: Hey, buddy, now that you're done kissing your own asshole...
- Lex Luthor: That's not a phrase.
- Harley Quinn: So you got a fish tank and you do improv?
- Poison Ivy: Wow, you're my shitty college boyfriend.
- Aquaman: I must say, King Shark. Your mother would be most displeased to find you in the plebeian company.
- King Shark: You're not my dad!
- Aquaman: That is contrary to what she said! Ah-ah-hoy!
- [High-fives a dolphin that jumped out of the water]