Sonny: Well, I performed, myself, I performed in, at the White House in, eh, in a one man kind concert sorta thing in the Oval Office for the President of the United States.
[polite applause from the audience]
Cher: Yeah, those must be the tapes he won't release.
Laverne: Oh Honey, that's the way the mouth flops, anyway. You know, they say that some marriages are made in heaven, Harry and I got the only one made in Japan.
Cowboy Cosell: [about Chuck Connors] You know something, I saw this guy play baseball many times. He had one outstanding characteristic: the constancy of failure.