The Simpsons (TV Series)

E Pluribus Wiggum (2008)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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• Lisa Simpson : Ralph can't be president. He's the dumbest person on the dumbest percentile group.

  Homer Simpson : Lisa, being president is easy. You just point the army and shoot.

  Lisa Simpson : And Ralph is only eight years old. It says in the Constitution you have to be thirty-five.

  Bart Simpson : The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms.

  Homer Simpson : [sarcastic]  "Oh, the Patriot Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out!" What's next? Finding out what operas I go to?

  [high-fives Bart]